Overheard during a Purists convention . . .
By: Dr No : May 2nd, 2022-16:17
. . . in the hotel bar: Nico: "Hey, paesano! It's wonderful to meet another Italian!" Tony: "Well, mostly Italian. I'm a quarter Irish, too." Nico: "Oh? Which nonna?" Tony: "Uh, it's my liver that's Irish."