. . . but let's give it a shot. If push comes to shove, the delete button is at hand.

Seeing as how our election is ten days away and that it's generated interest around the world as never before, let's try a Purists poll. Not a secret ballot, as outlined in our Constitution, but a public one.
Absolutely no comments of any kind allowed. Just your vote, please. Identify yourself as a Clinton [
C] or Trump [
T] supporter, and whether an American [
A] or global [
G] citizen. Post the relevant letters in the title of your reply separated by a slash, followed by a space and [
nt] (example:
C/G [nt]). No independent candidates on this ballot . . . it's a one-on-one match-up. That's reality, folks; it's going to come down to one of these two.
The polling station will remain open until the election closes at 8 pm here on the West Coast . . .

. . . assuming this exercise in democracy doesn't blow up in my face before then.
Once again, no comments of any kind, including images or video. One altercation, and the poll gets pulled.
Voting starts now.