I stayed at the Prince De Gaulle a couple years ago, which is next door to Le Cinq. While I haven't eaten at Le Cinq, I am surprised that a journalist would write a review in such an unprofessional manner with such profanity.
Does it really affect me? Does it really hurt my eyes? Am I going to threaten to boycott reading The Guardian from now on? NO. But, congratulations to The Guardian, thanks to Jay Rayner's profound (and profane) review, their oblique editor for permitting the release of such a review, I will now hold The Guardian at a lower quality media source. Somewhere between "respectable newspaper" and "fake news."
I applaud Rayner for the article being well written and written with gusto and passion; but in the end it's just too vulgar for my tastes (pun intended).
Congratulations Mister Rayner. Enjoy those newly gotten fans who like your writing style!