I humbly submit my Zenith Defy Classic Open Grand Date Multi City in solid 18K rose gold with solid rose gold bracelet. The previous owner is now sleeping with the fishes in a pair of custom-made concrete boots somewhere in The Hudson River, but I managed to pull this off his wrist before he went for a swim.
This is the watch that Tony Soprano always wanted. First, any timepiece that has an eight-word name lets the world know it’s serious and not to be messed with. It’s built to accommodate Tony’s oversized dimensions - it is a commanding 46.5mm and weighs 376 grams of solid in-your-face rose gold that lets everyone within a 5 mile radius know that you are really into rose gold.
It has a world timer so Tony knows when his Sicilian relatives wake up. It is powered by an “El Primero” - which in Italian is “El Primero” - but in Spanish means “First” and that’s what Tony is when he finally retires to the Costa del Sol (no, he wasn’t shot in the café in what was the most unsatisfying finale in television history).
Did I mention it weighs 376 freakin’ grams?? It eats gold Rolexes for lunch and makes gold AP Offshores clasp their deployants in fear and head for the hills. It has the subtlety of a gilded tuna can and can double as a weapon to pistol-whip your enemies when, well, you just don’t feel like getting out your pistol. It was designed by Don Thierry Nataf (just Bing the guy and you’ll see he is straight-up gangsta) and I think would make the perfect Confirmation present for your little Don-in-waiting.
I am equal parts embarrassed and impressed that I own this. Thank you I thank you.
NickO