I am sure no one is offended by your honest opinion. If you don't like it, you don't like it - end of story.
However, as Nicolas and others have mentioned, this is really a watch you need to see in the flesh and spend some time with to fully appreciate.
I never liked the look of the 3712 or the 5712 until I had the chance to play with a 5712 for an hour or so at a Patek dinner organised by a local AD. It really worked for me and I began to understand why people admired the Nautilus range. For me the 5712 is not just another steel watch when you hold it in your hands!
Best wishes
Jon