I've never been credibly accused of not having a good sense of humor. Your recent posts attempt to present infidelity as socially acceptable and no worse than Patek using a plastic spacer in their 24 model watches. In fact you seem to view Patek's design flaw as being much worse than your own degenerate behavior.
I'm a man in my 50's so I'm well aware that affairs can happen and don't necessarily make a person irredeemable. However you appear to take pride in your indiscretions and that makes you an awful person.
I'm not completely sure anything you've posted here is true or just part of your "method acting." Either way it's not funny.