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There is a well known Pakistani joke about Consultants...

 

My Uncle told me this and will try to make it as clean as possible "A guy is trying to get some sleep but there is a huge amount of noise coming from the outside, he goes out and sees two cats fornicating, he shoos them away and goes back to bed, the noise starts again, this time the guy is super pissed, he goes out, runs after the cat and castrates it, satisfied he'll finally sleep he settles into bed, but the noise starts again but this time its much louder, he rushes out of his room and there are 100s of cats fornicating, in disbelief his eyes fall on the cat he castrated earlier, the cat says to him "I've become a Consultant"

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