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Luckily it is free to rant here … if we had to pay 'per word’ the rants would be shorter

 

BTW speaking of luxury expenditures, did you hear about the woman who wanted to place an obituary in the paper announcing her husband's death?


The newspaper clerk said, Tell us what you want printed, it’s $10 per word.

She said, Humphrey Died, here’s 20 bucks.

The clerk said, don’t you want to say more?

She said No. Humphrey Died. That’s it.

The clerk said, Come back tomorrow when you feel better and I’m sure you will want to say more.

She came back the next day, and said, You were right. Print this: 

Humphrey Died. Watches for Sale.

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