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Mine doesn't go beyond: "Wtf?" Pardon my French, but you guys please be more inventive...🙏😁 ...  

"No I am not a Seiko" OR "My WR is bigger than yours"

I could be yours.

I'm truly on my knees laughing... Thank you, sir!

“Hey there big boy, come up and see me sometime” 😚😏

I don't understand your title... "I dare you to fill in the conversation between the guy who was born yesterday and the YM42" But all I want to say is "Cool Tortoise!" Is s/he your animal de compagnie?

The situation kind of begs for some funny quips... There's a few of them around here, not being afraid and all, in fact they "run" towards you and nibble at your toes, all curious. Very cute 😁

I hope this tortoise comes by often! It's nice to have a cool animal in your garden! They like lettuce, so if you have some salad in the house (no sauce), give it to the tortoise the next time you see her.

Really good one 😂😂😂👌