When it hurts so bad!

May 10, 2022,14:11 PM
 

Scars, dents, and all kind of scratches are the memories of an active life for vintage and old watches. This is especially, if not exclusively, valid for sport watches, since dress watches look not as good depending on the kind and extent of scratches. The Internet is full of vintage dive watches showing their marks, from more or less authentic discoloration on a dial or a bezel to the deepest dents on bevels. Those blemishes may bring us to the mindboggling adventures of the watch's owners, across seas infested with dangerous creatures and long journeys under blazing suns. As many of you know very well, nothing  could be further  from the truth. So often, in fact, those scratches are the result of ridiculous events and situations from everyday life. Here’s a simple collection of possible causes ordered from most frequent to least:

 

- The self-moving furniture. All kind of book shelves, tables, cupboards, better if made from iron or other metals. Even better, when rusty or Hammerite metal painted,

- Invisible concrete columns or posts,

- Family car doors,

- House doors,

- Balcony or garden doors,

- Crazy lift doors,

- All kind of walls,

- The mighty tarmac,

- Natural rocks,

- Any other harder stuff, even watches, 

- ...

 

- Sailing boat's booms,

- The boat anchor rope,

- The old Mercury engine cowl,

- The anti-shark cage,

- The whale shark skin,

- The white shark bite,

- ...

 

 

Feel free to add any other cause at your discretion.

 

Best,

 

Simone

 

P.S. I would love to add the very unlikely hug from a mermaid!


This is from today's wrong turn directly into a metal bookshelf!




This one I don't even remember nor did I see it before taking the photograph. The advantages of getting old! My life is full of obstacles.









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I’m guessing you know what film this is…

 
 By: myles721 : May 10th, 2022-14:37
Quint: Well, Hoop, now, listen. I, I don't know about that but I ended an arm wrestling contest in an Oke bar in San Francisco. You see this? Now I can't extend that, do you know why? Get to the semi-final, celebrating my third wife Demise, big Chinese fe... 

I's like having a big scar on your face...

 
 By: mdg : May 10th, 2022-14:41
...it's not so bad if you got it while dueling to defend the honor of a young maiden. Not so great if you tripped on a baseball glove in your garage and fell on the corner of a milk crate. It's all about context : )

Exactly! ;-)

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-14:52

No more paint!!!😁

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-20:33

Yes, in my dreams!!!

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-16:07
Thanks Nicolas, I'm so sad I cannot wear a dress watch after midnight!

LOL! Good! Very good!

 
 By: amanico : May 10th, 2022-21:09

This is why I never inspect my watches while wearing glasses.

 
 By: Uncle Chico : May 10th, 2022-15:33
Life is best viewed blurry.

It most often is😉

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-16:08

The least-expected threat to your watch will be found . . .

 
 By: Dr No : May 10th, 2022-15:34
. . . at your local pool hall. You have no idea how many times I've scratched a watch reaching into the ball return. Even now that I'm aware of the danger and make an effort to be careful, scrapes occur on occasion. Art ...  

You need a dedicated 'pool watch.'

 
 By: mdg : May 10th, 2022-15:45
Kind of like my plastic Timex that I wear for golf or when going to dinner in San Francisco : )

I bought a Casio to wear...

 
 By: mdg : May 10th, 2022-16:28
...snorkeling when I didn't want to take my Rolex on vacation. It was solid steel, very heavy, rectangular, and good to 200M. It's so old it was actually made in Japan : )

My "night on the town" watch in San Francisco . . .

 
 By: Dr No : May 10th, 2022-18:22
. . . should really be a G lock. ⏰

I never . . .

 
 By: Dr No : May 10th, 2022-18:35
. . . stopped. 🎱

🥶

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-18:51

Don't forget the diamond ring/ jewellery of the better half

 
 By: Poky : May 10th, 2022-20:05
The diamond scratches the sapphire crystal like hot knife through butter.

No more rings here!!!

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-20:34

Wait a minute...

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 10th, 2022-20:35

Back to the crime scene...

 
 By: Mary Anny : May 11th, 2022-06:40
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