Dr No[Moderator Omega - Wristscan]
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The only snake I ever wanna see . . .
Aug 12, 2019,21:24 PM
. . . is Kenny.
Silver and black adder?
True story: many years ago, I was hanging out at a local bar, and the regulars were talkin' football.
I pipe up with my reverence for the Raiders.
A guy a few seats away says, "I used to live in the Bay Area back in the day. One Saturday night out with my pals, The Snake walks into the pub with a babe on each arm. He staggered out at closing time, drunk as a skunk.
Called my bookie first thing in the morning. 'Bet it all against the Raiders.' There was no way he could've been awake, much less sober, by game time."
(The bar was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.)
"Son of a bitch, Stabler stumbles into Oakland Stadium two minutes before 1:00 and drives the Raiders to a win. It was close, but I still lost my shirt."