The only snake I ever wanna see . . .

Aug 12, 2019,21:24 PM
 

. . . is Kenny.


Silver and black adder?

smile

True story: many years ago, I was hanging out at a local bar, and the regulars were talkin' football. 

I pipe up with my reverence for the Raiders.

A guy a few seats away says, "I used to live in the Bay Area back in the day.  One Saturday night out with my pals, The Snake walks into the pub with a babe on each arm.  He staggered out at closing time, drunk as a skunk.

Called my bookie first thing in the morning.  'Bet it all against the Raiders.'  There was no way he could've been awake, much less sober, by game time."

(The bar was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.)

"Son of a bitch, Stabler stumbles into Oakland Stadium two minutes before 1:00 and drives the Raiders to a win.  It was close, but I still lost my shirt."

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Forgive me for not getting my wrist close in on this photo...

 
 By: MichaelC : August 12th, 2019-05:52
Prairie Rattle Snake. Still very dangerous at a small size. ...  

Nice hatband. [nt]

 
 By: Thomas_3 : August 12th, 2019-06:18

in that case, just for you...

 
 By: mahesh : August 12th, 2019-09:14
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I'm used to snakes as an Indian 😜

 
 By: mahesh : August 12th, 2019-11:26
It is an highly evolved reptile!

Don't try this at home

 
 By: cazalea : August 12th, 2019-09:33
VIDEO AT BOTTOM FOR THOSE NOT AFRAID OF SNAKES We had a very similar rattlesnake in our office a few years ago. It came from the boss not wanting to run the air conditioning, so he propped the doors open and this rattler came in and set up house under the...  

Awful. Really awful. [nt]

 
 By: amanico : August 12th, 2019-10:10

That was unsettling Caz [nt]

 
 By: redcorals : August 13th, 2019-06:17

The live snake video?

 
 By: cazalea : August 13th, 2019-06:31
One time about 10 years ago my wife and I saw a snake in the road - big snake maybe 5-6 feet long and thick. He had been run over on his back but his front end, fangs, tongue & rattles still working and he was striking. She wanted me to put him out of his... 

LOL, I agree with you - there is a watch angle to EVERYTHING

 
 By: NickO : August 12th, 2019-17:32
I think you and I would be very good friends 😀

Wow... [nt]

 
 By: RG1 : August 12th, 2019-16:47

The only snake I ever wanna see . . .

 
 By: Dr No : August 12th, 2019-21:24
. . . is Kenny. Silver and black adder? True story: many years ago, I was hanging out at a local bar, and the regulars were talkin' football. I pipe up with my reverence for the Raiders. A guy a few seats away says, "I used to live in the Bay Area back in... 

Good one, Art. [nt]

 
 By: amanico : August 12th, 2019-22:36