how these young whippersnappers are ruining such an iconic design, how this is portentous of the Lange company's going down the drain and generally reminiscing about the "good old days" - "Ah, by-goom... in my day there none of these Lange 1 Tourbillons. No, all we had was a basic Lange 1 stealth, none of this new-fangled moonphase business, and we were glad to have it. We had simple tastes and lived humbly and knew what values were; these kids today don't know they're born... yadda yadda yadda..." (the general conversational bent is very much the same as that at my other club TAPS - Troglodytes And Proud Society).
Burning real Lange 1 Tourbillons and Moonphases would be kind of expensive (we do have a picture of a Lange 1 Tourbillon stapled onto a dart board, though).
Regards,
Andrew.