cazalea[Seiko Moderator]
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The joke for the day starts like this

Ends like this:
After their heads were bandaged up, the two ducks walked into "the establishment that sold alcoholic drinks" and told the bartender what they wanted. The first duck said "Put it on my bill".

The second duck said, I'll have mine on the counter, please...
Har har har
Time for me to make a quick getaway!