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Magic Lantern II
A woman is walking on the beach, mumbling to herself about how much she hates her husband and trying to figure out if she can afford to divorce him, when she stumbles upon a magic lantern. She picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genii.
The Genii says to the woman "Thank you for freeing me. For that I will grant you three wishes. But take into account that I will reward your husband tenfold for each of your wishes."
The woman thinks this over for a few seconds and then says "I'm good with that. For my first wish I want you to make me the most beautiful woman in the world." The Genii says "Your wish is my command, Madam, but remember-your husband will now be ten times better looking than you". The woman says "Fine."
"For my second wish I'd like you to give me a billion dollars." The Genii says "Your wish is my command, but remember Madam-your husband will now have 10 billion dollars". The woman says "No problem".
The Genii then asks the woman what she would like for her third wish, and the woman replies "Can you give me a mild heart attack?"
Magic Lantern II
A woman is walking on the beach, mumbling to herself about how much she hates her husband and trying to figure out if she can afford to divorce him, when she stumbles upon a magic lantern. She picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genii. The Genii says to ...
