Paddy and Seamus were discussing . . .
. . . the afterlife. "Would you do me a great favor, Seamus?" "Aye, anything for ya, Paddy. Name it." "When I die, will ya come to me grave and have a sip of whiskey with me?" [pregnant pause] "As you wish, Paddy. But would ya mind if I filtered it thru m...
ROFL ... ;-)) ...
Did you hear the one about ... A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass. He says: “So what’s bothering you? ... ”She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night... ”The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. D...
True story: when I met John McGonigle the first time, I used . . .
. . . one of my favorite lines on him, saying I was a quarter Irish. "Really? Which Grandfather?" "Neither, actually. It's my liver that's Irish." And without missing a beat, he said, "I'll bet it's long and black." 😈