TheMadDruid
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An old prospector rides down from the mountains into town,
walks into a bar; slams down a gold nugget and says "Hey barkeep, give me a shot of whiskey". The bartender pours a shot and the old prospector downs it. Then he says "Barkeep, you got any women around here?. The bartender tells him "No, but we got Old Joe". The prospector says "I don't go for that shit" and leaves.
10 years later the old prospector rides into town from the mountains, walks into the same bar, slams a gold nugget down and says "Hey barkeep, give me a shot of whiskey". The barkeep pours him a shot of whiskey and he downs it. Then he says "Barkeep, you got any women around here"? The barkeep says "No, but we got Old Joe". The prospector says "I don't go for that shit" and leaves.
10 years later the old prospector rides into town, walks into the bar, slams down a gold nugget, and says "Hey barkeep. Pour me a shot of whiskey". The barkeep pours him a shot of whiskey and the old prospector downs it. He then says "Barkeep, did you get any women here yet"? The barkeep says "No, but we still have Old Joe". The prospector thinks for a minute and then says "Barkeep, if I did Old Joe whose gonna know about ir?" The barkeep says "Well, you'd know. I'd know. Old Joe would know. And Sam and Daryl would know". The old prospector looks at the barkeep and says "Who the hell are Sam and Daryl"? The barkeep says "They're the two guys who hold Old Joe down. He don't go for that shit either".
An old prospector rides down from the mountains into town,
walks into a bar; slams down a gold nugget and says "Hey barkeep, give me a shot of whiskey". The bartender pours a shot and the old prospector downs it. Then he says "Barkeep, you got any women around here?. The bartender tells him "No, but we got Old Jo...
I have been sharing this joke with others
but when I get to the last part, I have to pause for quite awhile as I cannot stop laughing while telling the joke! Thanks for sharing.
I don't mean to be a party pooper, I know it's a joke and it's all meant in good fun.....
But I can't help thinking that if Old Joe was short for Old Josephine, no one would be laughing. Tell a joke about two guys holding down a woman to be raped and you'll get cancelled. Tell a joke about two guys holding down another guy for the same fate an...
