Decades ago I heard a story from a mechanic . . .
. . . about a lady driving a nearly new Mercedes into his shop billowing smoke. The engine was dry. "Lady, you've been driving without oil. When was the last time you had it changed?" "Changed?"
ROFL :-) :-)
My dads aunt would always drive with the choker button pulled out. She needed it for hanging her handbag. Very convenient!
