PuristSPro TimeOut forum 'OPEN MIKE NIGHT': 'Men vs Women'
Men can fix anything...... Regards, Ed...
PuristSPro TimeOut forum 'OPEN MIKE NIGHT': 'Men vs Women' PartB
Conversely, If women ruled the world...... HAGWE everyone! Ed...
...... until the end.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waitin...
Some words of wisdom
- There is a way of transferring funds faster than electronic banking...it's called 'Marriage' - I've had bad luck with my wives...the first one left me, the second didn't. - The most effective way of remembering your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
It would be even funnier if you combined...
if you combined the shopping cart grill and the rake hot dogs? :P
I think that
Hey Patrick, There's a ton of joke emails floating around. Got to post more when I have a chance. Regards, ED-209
Guy joke
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up..” He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up..” He looked in...
That ending
Art, My response to that tale? Eyuccck! (Sorry I don't go that way.) lol Guess it was pretty funny though since the ending wasn't expected. Cheers, Helen
