Patek Philippe

Well, got lucky guys, my wife's boyfriend said that he'd be able to lock down a Nautilus allocation for me! Should be here in 2 weeks or so!!!

Now remember - NEVER let your mistress find about your girlfriends. She and your wife will gang up on you and you’ll regret ever having been born. Best E.

So which nautilus did HE help u get

LMAOO

She gives the lickin so you can get the tickin😂

Hahahahahaha!!!

to sacrifice herself to get a boyfriend that can help ? 🤣

I believe this was a typo, and should have been friend that is a boy.

Or something like that.

What was that movie years ago with Demi Moore and Robert Redford?? Ah..Indecent Proposal!! Hope this doesn’t end up like that movie with the payment of a 5711 Tiffany dial instead of $$$. This post has the hallmarks of hilarious rebuttals. Unbelievable…ha... 

Late to the club but I personally had NOT been sure this was meant as a joke initially. Hahahaha 🥂