So it was my birthday and my son decided to gift me a watch. He stated that it is a limited edition piece - “Peas You Greek” (still needs more work on our French). Teardrop shaped case with 41.6 mm case because “it’s not a baby’s watch.” Red outer case “because that’s a good color” with a green dial because “it’s daddy’s favorite color.” No lugs as it has a novel attachment method of staples - but “pay attention that they are not blue as silver was the only color in the stapler.” Has a center seconds subdial as you can see by “the S” - but no hour or minute hands as “you have to guess what time it is.” Note also no exhibition caseback because “then you would be able to cheat and see what time it is.”
Also your son seems to be paying attention to your passions and seems to know what you like as well, it may not be a Patek but I would imagine for you it's priceless.