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"If only I had remembered to wear my RM - then I'd look really cool!"
Andrew
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I'll give it a shot
Look ahead to where you want to go. Check
Hang off, knee down, let the machine do the work. Check
Loosen that damn grip on the handlebars! 
Nick, you don't realize...
just how apropos your entry is...
I was saving this for another caption contest but you would have won that by default...
My entry
"A lot of people don't realize I was raised in Communist China. We had to make do with what we had"
"They call spaghetti "Chow Mien", and ravioli, "dumplings".
Valentino Rossi
How about ...
"If only I had remembered to wear my RM - then I'd look really cool!"
Andrew