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You will note that it has two dials and two straps because one dial and one strap would never be enough for a watch like this. Think of it this way: remember once upon a time there were very large floating hotels known as cruise ships? If you sat at the Captainâs table for formal night, you were served two lobster tails instead of one (betcha didnât know that), so this piece is clearly the Captainâs table watch of watches.
While itâs big in stature, itâs actually lighter than expected at 242g because itâs made from Amazonium, a precious metal found only on the remote island of Themyscira. In order to keep its origins secret, they named the piece Idalgo, which is derived from the Spanish name Hidalgo, which is a 2004 film starring Viggo Mortensen who is best known for playing Aragorn in The Rings Trilogy, which I believe is a hint that the Elves of Rivendell cast the Sword of Elendil out of Amazonium, too. Makes sense to me.
Without a doubt, this is the most uncomfortable watch ever made. Youâve heard the expression âIt fits like a glove!â? Now imagine if that glove was made by a blind monkey high on crack with complete disregard to any of your handâs dimensions. That is how this watch feels on the wrist. But hey, it looks great (if youâre into cuffs) and we have to suffer for fashion, donât we? According to the back, it is one of eleven, which is approximately ten more than they actually sold. I purchased mine in 2015, before recreational cannabis was legalized, making the buying decision even more quizzical. I wear the watch frequently, where frequently in this sentence is being used as a synonym for never. But, like an old pair of shoes, Iâve grown quite attached to it. HD3 is like the Leviathan Melvillei whale (I had to look that up) â long since extinct, but never forgotten. So here she is, my little Amazonian whale.
Whale on, my good fellows!
NickO



