Cartier would never even be considered 'utility' or 'resistant' to this treatment.
Why, that smacks of being.......well.........working class 
No No No - a Cartier would simply admit to total frailty even if it was built like a Tank. THAT would be the gentlefolks' way of doing things - walk away from the riff raff in the bull pit - nothing to prove, when one knows that one is......simply superior. One can always hire brawn; it's the breeding that takes time.
Besides, I'm a conscientious objector to this 'spectacle'.
Not even a Rolex should be maltreated this way..eh?
MTF