I love that turn of phrase, Bill. Do you mind if I use it?
Some of us around here perhaps hang onto sanity by a thread, too!
Nice story. I have nothing to match it but my only true 'in the wild' encounters have been a steel mid-1960's Omega Constellation on an elderly gentlemans wrist in one of our cities best coffee joints and a diamond encrusted Frank Muller in a large Cintree Curvex case in a nice restaurant in Singapore. The wearer was being flashy and loud in other ways too and I didn't feel comfortable engaging him in conversation about the watch.
There have been other nice watches on wrists of shoppers in watch boutiques, but I kind of rule those out from true, random, in the wild sightings.
Andrew