"Our watches are so delicately made, you should treat with lots of care if you ever intend to keep them for the next generation "
"Our watches are so well made, they can take a fall and a beating and next you know it, your grandchildren will thank you for passing them down"
"We use different materials and mix them together to make what appears to be special watch cases and these materials are cheap to get but you end up paying through your nose to own one of our watches"
"Before we tell you now, no one has heard of our history, and now you know our history, hopefully the world will go after our watches desperately and wait in long lines"
"Our watches can travel galaxies and no other watches can do that. Please believe us. Really"
"We don't tell you our watches are the best. You will come to realise they are. Before you do, you need to service our watches once a year"
"Our watches are made to go deep where no mankind has submerged before"
Just my ramblings Getting a haircut now wearing my trusty Radiomir.
Have a good week ahead