Midweek Humour

Sep 15, 2020,20:59 PM

Maybe a repeat, yet worth smiling....

Subject: Speeding ticket!

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. 

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and a senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. 

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. 

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car and that you murdered the owner.

Woman: I suppose the lying idiot told you I was speeding too.


Have a Great Day........ 🙂ðŸĪŠðŸĪ“

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ROFL. Good one. [nt]

 By: amanico : September 15th, 2020-21:44

Haha. [nt]

 By: M4 : September 15th, 2020-22:40

😂😂😂 [nt]

 By: BeckyJax1 : September 15th, 2020-23:08

😁👍 [nt]

 By: brauner : September 15th, 2020-23:22

Hehehehe.... ;) [nt]

 By: amanico : September 16th, 2020-02:11

😂 LOL [nt]

 By: Watchonthewrist : September 16th, 2020-01:05

Excellent! [nt]

 By: TheMadDruid : September 16th, 2020-19:33

Siting in my car reading this..

 By: KamalRostov : September 16th, 2020-22:50
and wondering if I could use this when I get stopped speeding!!! ðŸĪĢðŸĪĢðŸĪĢ

Quite risky...

 By: Pun : September 16th, 2020-23:46
Police behave differently at different places. At many places they may charge you with all admitted crimes plus destruction of vital evidence and a dead body!! 😅😂ðŸĪĢ

Or worse... ðŸ˜ą

 By: KamalRostov : September 17th, 2020-21:35


 By: Pun : September 17th, 2020-22:14
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