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Laughters 😀
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- 2 Hunters -
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are absent.
The friend immediately calls 911 for help on the phone. He yells: «My friend is dead! What can I do? "
"Try to calm down, I'll help - the operator replies - First of all, make sure he's really dead." A moment of silence, then a rifle shot is heard.
"OK. And now?"
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- Valentine's Day -
Sandra : Love, have you thought about what to give me for Valentine's Day?
Kevin : Do you remember the red Ferrari we saw this morning?
Sandra : Oh yes, yes, yes, yes love !!!!
Kevin : Here I give you a lipstick of that colour !!!
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Laughters 😀
——— - 2 Hunters - Two hunters are in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are absent. The friend immediately calls 911 for help on the phone. He yells: «My friend is dead! What can I do? " "Try to ca...
