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Nov 12, 2020,02:08 AM

Husband and wife a bit tipsy return home after a party and with surprise they see a flying saucer in the garden from which a couple of aliens comes out both she and him are beautiful and not the least hostile, they approach and by mutual agreement decide to spend the night, she with the male alien and he with the female alien.

The woman has high expectations from the alien but when she takes out the male alien’s pecker it is the size of a match, the woman is desperate, even thinking about her husband who will surely be having a good time ... 

But the male alien reassures her and turns around with a gesture the right ear and his pecker take on the size of a proboscis, the woman: "no, not like this ... it's too much ..." the male alien understands and with a few tweaks turning his right ear and then the left one gets the dimensions appreciated by the woman with whom he spends a night of fire.

In the morning husband and wife wake up but there is no trace of the aliens, the wife still all dreamy asks her husband how it went? 

The annoyed husband replies: "yeah, yeah, we made love, but she all the time continuously kept turning and twisting my ears…"

Good luck everyone


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LOL! Another good one.

 By: amanico : November 12th, 2020-02:30

Very good!

 By: nasseriq : November 12th, 2020-02:58


 By: amanico : November 12th, 2020-03:11


 By: dedestexhes : November 12th, 2020-04:51

Was this shared here before ? If so apologies

 By: Centurionone : November 12th, 2020-15:28
Two aliens landed in the desert near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The pump, of course, didn't ... 


 By: amanico : November 16th, 2020-21:54