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TimeOut forum OPEN MIKE NIGHT: 'A Pirate walks into a bar...'
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his
pants....
The bartender goes: 'Hey did you know there
is a steering wheel on your crotch?'
Pirate
says: 'Yeah, I know...it's driving me
nuts!'
HAGWE everyone!
-MW
TimeOut forum OPEN MIKE NIGHT: 'A Pirate walks into a bar...'
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.... The bartender goes: 'Hey did you know there is a steering wheel on your crotch?' Pirate says: 'Yeah, I know...it's driving me nuts!' HAGWE everyone! -MW
hehehe!
I wasn't sure if the joke would come out well when you read it but it was hilarious when I was first told the joke! HAGWE Frederick! -MW
It's so stupid that it's funny...
It's all in the delivery, if you tell the joke you have to do a Pirate voice when you say the last line. HAGWE Damjan! -MW
=D
A variation on that is: What's a Pirate's favorite letter? aaarrrr! No...it's The C (as in sea)! Sounds better when you say out loud with a pirate accent! LOL Mahalo ED-209! -MW
Wife from hell!
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife...