
For being a 3 year lurker, your punishment is to refrain from wearing your new PP for 3 weeks! It must sit in its box and a prominent position to remind you to post more often.
You may take pictures and post them here to remind others of the folly of lurking.
Remember, lurkers are lonely but posters have friends.
Everybody chant: "Lurkers are lonely but Posters have friends." 
Welcome, dear Constantine - our friend!
MTF