01) when traveling take your charger and clean underwear
02) there is nothing that requires an immediate reply
03) check it again and wait a day before sending a reply
04) when traveling for more than a week, take a backup camera
05) when changing lenses, try not to drop one of them...
06) always take a long lunch, nothing is that urgent
07) problems solve themselves if you wait long enough
08) give the man a banana imediately whenever he complains
09) choose a shutter speed to avoid blurr unless intentional
10) convert to b&w using the red channel when all else fails
11) always take the tripod, it makes you look professional
12) don't upgrade until there are no other options
13) eat well and do daily cardio exercise in moderation
14) read every day, preferably non-fiction
15) keep in regular contact with your friends
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