Centurionone
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Monday fun
Just as an actor gets out of his brand new Porsche, a lorry racing by takes the door clean off. “my Porsche, my lovely Porsche”, screams the actor.
A police officer arrives & says “I can't believe you, you are so focused on your possessions that you haven't even noticed your right arm has been ripped off". The actor looks down & screams “oh no, my lovely Patek ".
Monday fun
Just as an actor gets out of his brand new Porsche, a lorry racing by takes the door clean off. “my Porsche, my lovely Porsche”, screams the actor. A police officer arrives & says “I can\'t believe you, you are so focused on your possessions that you have...
