Patek Philippe - Cleaning Your Patek

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to clean your Patek? other than taking it to an AD. What kind of tools? Cleaning products? Thanks.

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I am not really familiar with the tool. How does it work? I googled it, which model should I get and from where? Easy to use? Thanks.

Please, I was just kidding. DO NOT use a sand blaster to clean your watch in any way. You must be pulling my leg.

You joke / I joke

We joke. Good.