This reminds me of a friend whose wife's "personal shopper" sent him flowers
Every time the wife spent more than $1000 at Nordstrom department store, she received a bouquet of roses. One time he came in and the house looked just like this - full of flowers. He called Nordstrom in a panic and the sales lady reassured him "No she di...
I don't remember the last time I laughed so loud
This is taken from life. From my life. And thousand lives. "When I call you on Skype, please don't say anything about new Audemars Piguet. I was hiding money in the company fund for charity" (c) this is also taken from my own life. Can I steal the picture...
No direct comment from the single guy here . . .
. . . but seriously, gents, you should've all watched The Captain's Paradise . . . My favorite Guinness isn't a stout . . . before getting hitched.
My favorite was last mothers day while during brunch my wife said
"Did you get a new watch for mothers day?" I replied "Of course." JerryW
