Dr No[Moderator Omega - Wristscan]
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Heard the one about the Patek guy . . .
Nov 30, 2019,05:24 AM
. . . and The Devil?
One day, as the Patek collector was dressing, he looked in the mirror and saw Lucifer standing behind him.
"I have a proposition for you," said Beelzebub.
"I'm listening, but my soul has already been leased for a yellow 2499."
"Soul, shmoul . . . you won't quibble when you see what I have to offer."
The Devil pulls out a rose 2499. New in box, with papers.
"This one was delivered to King Farouk on March 18th, 1965. He died the very moment he strapped it on. So now I'm in possession."
The Patek collector raised an eyebrow.
"So, what do you want for it?"
A grin creased the Devil's face.
"From you? Nothing."
Both eyebrows of the Patek collector arched.
"There is, though, one slight problem."
The Patek collector didn't move a muscle.
"I'll want your daughter as my bride. She'll be with me forever in Hades."
The Patek collector cast a downward glance, then rubbed his chin.
"So, what's the problem?"
Definitely not . . .
. . . for sale.