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The bet !!!

An old lady comes to Bank of America with a bag full of money and asks the bank cashier to open an account.

Suspicious, the cashier calls the Bank Director to whom she asks to open the account.

> The Bank Director asks the old lady how much she wanted to deposit.

>> $250,000 replies the old lady and places her bag of money on the counter. 

> The Bank Director curious asked the old lady "how did you managed to save so much money?" 

>> The old lady replied "everything is the result of a few winning bets".

> What kind of bets? Asked the Bank Director.

>> The old lady replied: "Bets of various sorts" here, for example, I would bet your testicles are square!

The Bank Director laughed and said "it was impossible to win such a bet".

The old lady responded that she would take on such a bet and that she would win too.

> Yes, Of course said the Bank Director - let me bet $25,000 that my testicles are not square!

>> Okay said the old lady, you’re on, however, given the amount involved I would prefer to come back tomorrow with a lawyer who would witness the bet, perhaps by 10.00!

> sure to win the bet without problems The Bank Director is quick to accept the bet!

But that night, the Bank Director started to be doubtful and was very nervous about the bet. He spent hours examining his testicles, flipping them all over, over and over again to make sure his damn testicles could not be considered square, and finally decided he will proceed convinced he could not lose this bet.

The next day the old lady returns on time at 09.50 to the Bank of America accompanied by the lawyer who has defined the details of the bet. 

>> So, sure of herself, the old lady asked the Bank Director if he had nothing against letting her feel the shape of his testicles with her hand in front of the witness.

> The Bank Director, annoyed but fully committed to the bet, accepted. 

He lowered his trousers, so that the lawyer could also see the matter.

Upon the old lady touching the Bank Director testicules, the lawyer took a long run, violently hitting the wall several times with his head.

Intrigued, the manager asked the old lady why the lawyer was behaving like this?

She replied: Probably because I bet with him $100,000 that by 10am today I would have held the balls in my hands of the Bank Director of  Bank of America.