My two observations for the day on these changing times....

Mar 27, 2020,15:46 PM
 

(1) Adapting to always-home offices.  With three young girls, ages 3 up to 10, the following sign has made its way above my home-office door to assist with calls.  I thought I was being clever with an order from Amazon, a few wires, and a bluetooth-enabled switch under my desk.


Trouble is, they don't bother to notice when it's on.  Time for some extracurricular 'change management' courses for them over the weekends.

Memo to self:  Darwin was right about the pace of evolution.




(2) The run on grocery stores isn't always equal, but it can suggest how close we're getting to the Zombie Apocalypse (eat your heart out, Dr Manhattan and the Doomsday Clock).

First they came for the greens and veggies...

...then they came for the milk and frozen dinners...

...then they came for the meet and cheese...

...then it was the fruit juice...

...finally they came for the Ice Cream.  The ultimate End-of-Days comfort food.  The end is nigh.

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So true ...

 
 By: Cpt Scarlet : March 27th, 2020-15:53
You just forgot the holy grail.... Toilet paper ;-)) ...  

LOL! 👍👍👍 [nt]

 
 By: destrodan : March 27th, 2020-15:54

If you'd told me a month ago there would be toilet paper shortages . . .

 
 By: Dr No : March 27th, 2020-16:04
. . . in America, I'd have said you're crazy. ...  

LOL! :-) [nt]

 
 By: Overwound : March 28th, 2020-08:36

Freud might say the TP desire has something to do with our heightened subliminal desire both for a moment of peace and safety during this fraught time...

 
 By: destrodan : March 27th, 2020-16:23
... and for everyone who's at now living at home to stop knocking on the damn door during our 'one-hour-me-time' in the communal bathroom. Kind regards, Dan

Too nigh. [nt]

 
 By: kjkt3 : March 27th, 2020-17:58

Try this

 
 By: cazalea : March 28th, 2020-07:24
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