In most country we drive on the right or on the left, but there are exceptions 😂

Oct 25, 2020,01:15 AM
 

A Breton tourist whose car is number plate end by 22 (Côte d´Armor) is on vacation in Marseille. 

He drives down Boulevard d'Athènes to reach the Vieux Port. It's 2pm and as usual, it's a big traffic jam. In front of the Breton’s car is that of a Grandpa from Marseille.

The Grandpa constantly changes lanes, first to the right, then to the left, then to the right and so on.

Ulcerated, the Breton gets angry and finally manages to overtake him. Arrived at the height of the Grandpa, he leans towards his right window and yells: "So old man, you stop changing lanes all the time!" We drive on the right, that's all! "

The brave Grandpa, who has his window open, looks at the Breton with a completely astonished air and answers him: "Oh fada! Here we are in MARSEILLE! We drive neither on the right nor on the left! "

The Breton driver couldn't believe his ears and went on: "Oh good! And where do you drive in MARSEILLE? "


The Grandpa retorts: "Hey, as usual asshole, we drive in the shade! "



Comme on dit chez nous 'Marche à l'ombre ;-)

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Ahahah. I am going by car to Aix en Provence today ...

 
 By: Alfihar : October 25th, 2020-01:37
I will be careful even if my car has the famous death number 13 on its license plate ... It knows the "Fada" "empégué" and other little words from the local dialect. I'm still not going to "me faire emboucaner, oh con" Best

2 not 1 ! Oups [nt]

 
 By: Alfihar : October 25th, 2020-02:03

Ahaaa

 
 By: Timewarp : October 25th, 2020-02:44
Now I understand, till the 1950’s french cars were made right hand drive but the driving side was always left, so the grandpa is right. Pun intended.

Énorme 😂🤣 [nt]

 
 By: Mike H : October 25th, 2020-06:03

I like! [nt]

 
 By: TheMadDruid : October 25th, 2020-11:08