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Blonde Jokes from a Woman's Perspective
My wife is member of a women's group that raises millions of dollars of scholarships for science and medical graduate students.
Let's just say they are older women with serious financial resources and a good sense of humor. This was in their newsletter today:
BLONDES ARE BACK IN CIRCULATION
After the lockdown was released, two blondes decided to go to Disneyland.
The blonde who would be driving took her BMW to a garage to have it checked out.
She tells the mechanic it's running badly.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the fuel tank'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?
.....
The two Blondes left home and were driving down the Interstate, and finally saw the sign saying, Disneyland LEFT.
They started crying and turned around and went home.
......
As they were driving along, a highway patrolman pulled alongside and was astonished to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
.....
THE BLONDES ARE WATCHING THE SpaceX Shuttle LAUNCH
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a couch talking during the countdown for Dragon at Cape Canaveral.
One blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Hellooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
...
The blonde who was hosting the launch party had acquired two new dogs
Her blonde friend said, What are their names?
Blonde #1 responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend Blonde #2 said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'Hellooooooooo. . .. ,' answered Blonde #1, 'They're watch dogs'
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BTW - both my wife and the editor of the newsletter are Brunettes!
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Blonde Jokes from a Woman's Perspective
My wife is member of a women's group that raises millions of dollars of scholarships for science and medical graduate students. Let's just say they are older women with serious financial resources and a good sense of humor. This was in their newsletter to...
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For Jessica Meir and everyone that raised the money to support her.
