A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a Cat die.
All 3 arrive before God who wants to know in what they believe.
The German Shepherd says: I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master. "Good", said God, "Sit on my right"
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" Ask God. The Doberman responds: I believe in the love, care and love of my master. "Ah," said God. "You can sit to my left."
Then, God looks at the Cat and asks: "And you, in what do you believe? And the Cat answers: "I believe that you are sitting in my place"