This is so true it is both depressing and hilarious. I don't know whether to cry in a dark room with sad music or copy/paste and send it to everybody I know.
Paul was shouting (1 point) because Paul was offended (1 point) but lacks the self-awareness to realize or admit that he was offended (1 point), and he espouses alternative facts on top of all that (1 point). Sue was merely offended (1 point). Arthur was ...