No sympathy for him. He should have stopped at #4. If/when a 300lbs woman looks sexy — go home alone, immediately, for your own safety..
Tex-Mex Chili Cook-off Texans have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield...
I’m sitting on a bench in the middle of town…
…laughing my ass off. Someone might call the cops : )
Likewise…
… but on the couch at home. I kept thinking of a photo I took earlier this week while abroad. Never mind the chilli… ...
