My own ad goes like this:
Our Martial Arts team competed in the worldwide ICMAC circuit. I promised myself an Omega Seamaster if I won the Kickboxing world championship. After I won (2x) I promised anyone that could win a word title an Omega from me. An eighteen year old kid won the teen championship. I took him out to dinner and waiting for him at the table was his Seamaster. The look on his face…priceless!
…that’s my true ad.