Dr No[Moderator Omega - Wristscan]
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You should've been at the boutique Monday night, Mach. A guy with a poodle on a leash walked in as I was waiting for the manager . . .
Dec 30, 2022,03:02 AM
. . . to bring out the UD. An Omega rep went to greet the new customer.
"Is there anything I can do for you, sir?"
"Uhhh . . . yeah. I don't see any prices on these Omegas. What does [pointing to an AT] that one cost?"
"The list price is $6100, sir."
"$6100?! No shit!"
[pause]
"Yes, sir, the list price is on the tag."
"So, what does the James Bond cost?"
"Just over $9000, sir."
"No fucking way! Isn't Omega the same as Citizen?"