An armed man is a citizen; an unarmed man is a subject;
And those who trade liberty for security have neither;
And, besides, assault is a behavior, not a device;
And if guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words;
And if you don't know your rights, you don't have any;
And criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer;
And a gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone;
And Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people that my gun;
And, additionally, I have to admit that I am offended that you are offended.
D-Rock