...looking at watches. They have this lovely SA that was in a horrible car accident. She lost one eye and they replaced it with one made of wood until the glass model arrived.
While looking at some Panerai, I noticed this Pirate limping in. The SA excused herself and welcomed the Pirate. He asked about a Stainless Nautilus. The SA looked around and leaned toward the Pirate. She discretely told him they got one in that morning and asked him, "Are you interested to buy it today at list?" The Pirate erupted, "Oh, would I!" The SA was offended and pointed at the Pirate's leg exclaiming, "Peg leg, peg leg!" -John