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Mao-isms: the collection

 
 By: AndrewD : July 3rd, 2012-17:27
I have been noting Thomas colorful turns of phrase for many years, knowing that they would be useful to mark an important occasion at some time. The Tenth Anniversary of PuristS passed last year, but 10,000 posts and the turning of a page in PuristS hist... 

Seems like an insufferable ...

 
 By: ThomasM : July 3rd, 2012-17:59
Overbearing windbag to me! Who is this Mao, and why is he allowed continued access to weapons of mass (mis-) communication? He should be committed to an asylum in a straight jacket, prohibited from WMC's like pens and keyboards to protect the innocent and... 

Well I think

 
 By: Ares501 - Mr Green : July 4th, 2012-11:39
that this is another Tasmanian devil you are responding to :) or I'm missing insiders joke and just look stupid Best Damjan

oops...you are right, Ares, sorry Andrew...

 
 By: ThomasM : July 4th, 2012-12:18
darned small screen on the Blackberry! :-) Im living one of those phrases right now...darn it! :-)

I took it as a complement ...

 
 By: AndrewD : July 4th, 2012-23:29
If I could get up to half the mischief that my partner in down under crime can I'd be very happy. POTUS A

I would took it as an omen

 
 By: Ares501 - Mr Green : July 5th, 2012-00:40
:) :) Yes the Aussie humor is my cup of tea. Best to both of you sorry all three of you :) Damjan P.S. regarding mischief some among us are insuperable :)

They are all direct quotes ...

 
 By: AndrewD : July 4th, 2012-23:33
... absolutely nothing has been changed. Promise. PuristS has had a few sacred cow BBQ's over the years, so a good roasting seems apt. A

these are great

 
 By: ei8htohms : July 3rd, 2012-18:38
And plenty of them ring all the more wise for lack of context. Brilliant stuff, thanks! _john

Wow, I guess I haven't been following as closely as you!

 
 By: nwk00 : July 3rd, 2012-22:11
All gems worth remembering.

Well done, Andrew. Our very dear Mao Tseu deserved such a compilation.

 
 By: amanico : July 3rd, 2012-22:21
My favourites " in house " quotes: - Damned if I do, damned if I don't. - CULT doesn't necessarily have to be a pejorative. - Okay, I'm no martyr, but… - "Soul" in a watch? "Spirit”? Bah, opiating candy for the stupid. - Ah, memory! Our best friend, also ... 

Bwahahahahahahaha!

 
 By: dxboon : July 3rd, 2012-22:35
TM has the BEST sayings! Thanks for collating them for us to enjoy. Oh my goodness! I am cracking up! I *heart* TM! Cheers, Daos

Please add the most recent one...

 
 By: Ornatus-Mundi : July 4th, 2012-02:20
"Sorry for the belly gazing rambling, I'm still trying to sort things out in my own head." A classic 'Mao-Mot' as well! Cheers, Magnus

Great quotes!

 
 By: patrick_y : July 4th, 2012-09:44
A great ride indeed. Many smiles. Thanks!

Speed isn't illegal...yet...

 
 By: Ares501 - Mr Green : July 4th, 2012-11:35
...is one of my favorites from Dr. Mao and risking to be misquoting I think that summit of Mao-isms is: "Time is too precious to measure on a cheap watch; life is too short to drink mediocre wine." Best Damjan

Andrew, there is another one: "scratching my head"

 
 By: ling5hk : July 4th, 2012-15:49
I actually miss Thomas's posts. In the old days, there are lots of his posts with intellectual arguments (right or wrong, agree or disagree but guaranteed provocative and satisfying). With Thomas' "long silence", I can't help but ask myself: where is he? ... 

And another:

 
 By: BDLJ : July 4th, 2012-18:50
- mind wank.

How could I forget that one!

 
 By: AndrewD : July 4th, 2012-23:25
I don't think TM made that one up - from the Latin, mindus wankus, isn't it? - but he was an early user on these boards. And it is the perfect term for some of the stuff we get up to here, isn't it?! A

It would be malapropos...

 
 By: Gary G : July 5th, 2012-01:15
...for me to offer anything other than praise on this happy occasion! You're an online legend (and an offline good guy), Thomas -- all best regards and keep writing! Gary G