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cen@jkt
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A Sunday Morning Parody

Following the recent 'tempest in a whiskey bottle', I would like to clarify and add several things:

1. Linde Werdelin
Is it true that Linde Werdelin going to have its own forum here? And is Cheng Xue going to be the moderator? You know Cheng Xue, the Shanghai girl born in 1987. I don't think she's mature enough for the job, she was born exactly one year before I lost my virginity! And what do you expect people that grow up listening to Whitney, Britney, Back Street Boys, etc? Those are not exactly role models, not in the same class as Ozzy, Bowie, Elton, or Mercury.

2. Career advise
Brad, for whatever amount of money they offer you, never never think of taking the moderating position of Artya watch. Over there you'll be just swatting the flies over shit dicussion: "look at this dino dung!", "my shit is bigger than yours", "Is this yellowish color normal on my shit watch?". And I hear they are going to name the moderator: Dino Dung Cop.

3. A rebuttal to my own post
Sorry Ping. I have to rebut my own post. Remember I wrote about the threesome relationship? Well it's not 'the website, the manufacturers, and us', but in reality it's really a foursome relationship: 'the website, the manufacturers, ME, and other participants'. I just got too humble, and I won't repeat the same mistake. I believe that I have the most advance taste amongst the participants here, as evidence by this post: http://home.watchprosite.com/show-forumpost/fi-17/pi-3202896/ti-526921/s-0/. The majority of the participants here are so staid that you might as well call Lucy the missing link as aunty.

4. The unnameable other website
Anthony as the GM of this website you should be ashamed of yourself. The other website is more advance, they not only have Friday wristscan, but Monday Wednesday Tuesday Thursday Saturday and Sunday wristscan. You should immediately organise dedicated original forums, such as Hairy Wristscan with Amanico as the moderator and Anklescan with G99 as the moderator.

Furthermore, they have more SOTC. You should force all participants here to divulge their collections. Starting with that 'fetish for nun' lawyer from Australia, and let see whether he has more Independent watches than me. And if he indeed has more, I will sue him under Indonesian law of blasphemy (yes, don't be surprise, they consider me semi-divine here).

5. Dear Dr. Mao
I have a simple question for you. You said that when you were out of internet connection, you used your BB to type. Considering the length of your posts and no typo error at all, how in the hell did you manage to do that? Analising your wristscan, I deem that you have pretty big thumbs, it's impossible not to commit a single typing error. I have much slender and refine thumbs and yet always have typo mistakes (I even do on keyboards!). Did you employ Cheng Xue as your assistant? If so, how did you get permission from your wife to employ a busty young girl as your personal assistant? But, please please take your medication before answering my question.

6. Congratulation to Pink Panther
In the cartoon you didn't speak at all, in the forum you only wrote 2 words: 'what happened' and yet manage more than 2000 hits. You get the year 'The Most Outstanding Cryptic Post'

With apologies to all the parties mentioned . Life is too short, and this website is supposed to be a diversion to our normal stressful life. Lightened up and chill out. Peace.

But I still do stand by my statement: a locked knowledge is a wasted knowledge, and a loss to humanity.

cen@jkt